Attempting to Detox

Because this is not an option I had to come up with something else.
Tomorrow Mr. Fooseberry and I are going to attempt a detox diet. We are terrified. For me it will be a rehab experience with no caffeine, chocolate (candy of any type actually) or Splenda. I can already feel a little bit of me dying inside-LOL!
We headed to the grocery store with the diet in hand. We shopped in the produce isle, a bit of meat and a few frozen things and those were a stretch. Most of the meals are supposed to be raw fruit and veggies with a side of protein. I spent a good portion of the day prepping food and bagging it into serving sizes, making salad and cooking chicken for this weeks meals.
Tonight I plan on jumping on the scale and measuring this ever spreading body to make some comparisons after the 2 weeks is over. I am hoping this will help us get on a better road. Mr. Fooseberry would like to drop a few pounds and his brother and sister in law have dropped about 80 and 100 lbs each following this plan. The first 2 weeks is the worst so bare with us.
If we growl when we see you, remember we are newly fat, caffeine and sugar free.
Wish us luck!