Well neither can I. She is 11 and headed off to 5th grade next year.
We had a fun but unconventional birthday with dinner at Old Country Buffet because that is what she requested.
She gets what she wants.
She wanted these but I had to veto that. Instead she begrudgingly bought running shoes. These just aren't in the cards right now but sadly I think they will be right around the corner. Maybe she can teach me how to walk in them.