I come downstairs the other day and look at my 5 year old daughter playing and she mouths something without saying it aloud. I think that didn't look right and she says Mom did you hear what I said. I said F$%^-ing Heck!
I am a bit stunned and think well she did say Heck instead of.....Wait F$%^&*????
I calmly explain-YOU ARE NEVER TO SAY THAT WORD AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE.
Many people have asked me if I smacked her butt, soaped or peppered her mouth or what?
Actually I explained that she probably heard that from Mom or Dad but we should not being saying that word either so she is NEVER to say it and if she hears us say it she is to remind us that we can not say that word either.
Oh, I am a grown up now aren't I??
On the other hand - I find it hysterical and use if frequently at work when they are safely at home. I do have a sick sense of humor and the mix of those too words just makes me giggle.
So the next time someone cuts you off in traffic just yell-F'ing Heck!!
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